Welcome to VSA 3010!!!
Greetings from the world of tomorrow! We're updating from the year 3010 where mutant space monsters have enslaved humanity. Fear not, because VSA is still alive and well, currently operating from our underground resistance army headquarters. I'll catch you up on what's happened in he past 1000 years.
VSA has won 1002 straight Unity Talent Shows. It's a pretty amazing run, but it all started when VSA won 3 straight in 2010. After that three-peat, VSA's dominance over Unity was untouchable. VSA then branched out and consumed all other campus organizations. That's right. VSA is the only organization on campus. Our flag football team is incredible, probably because the entire UT Football team is on it combined with them managing to splice together Vince Young and Colt McCoy into a super-quarterback that feeds off the fear of opponents and has 1000 years of eligibility. Yeah the future is pretty sweet aside from the mass genocide. I hear your year's Unity is coming up next Friday, Sept. 3rd though, so come out, support VSA, and witness history in the making. My sources in the past tell me it'll be at Hogg Auditorium starting at 6:00 PM.
Also, there will be a General Meeting before that on Wednesday, Sept. 1st at 7:30 PM in WEL 1.308. There will be free food! Looking back, it was probably the best meeting in the history of VSA at the time, with each meeting becoming better and better. How can it possibly get better than free food? How about fireworks and laser shows at the last meeting? Pew pew pew! Definitely come and check out what VSA is all about. Of course, I already know you will. How do I know? BECAUSE I'M FROM THE FUTURE!
